Johnny Vegas: “I don’t want to be a dad who’s a role model for being a drunk”
Johnny Vegas: “I don’t want to be a dad who’s a role model for being a drunk”
Johnny Vegas is adjusting himself in his seat to tell the story. “What I
really love cooking at weekends is a Sunday brunch,” he says, waving his
Marlboro Light about in the air for emphasis. “But I’m not one of those
people who can just throw stuff together. What should take 15 minutes takes
about three hours with me, so it’s a question of getting up early to make a
start. The thing is, though” — he adopts his trademark tone of jolly despair
and his cigarette hand comes sadly to rest on the table — “the food’s just
never all that magnificent in the end. You know that feeling, ‘This should
taste better’? Because of all that work that I’ve done, it really should” —
mock-sobbing now — “just somehow taste ... better! Do you know what I mean?”
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